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(no subject) [Jun. 14th, 2005|08:23 pm]
Jory
How many of you MST3K fans are absolutely amused that the Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansen flick, "The Island" is a remake of a gloriously MSTed "Parts: the Clonus Horror"?

Are you my clone Daddy?

That is all
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(no subject) [Mar. 6th, 2005|05:47 pm]
Jory
I keep forgetting I have this thing...

Ok, so I'm too damned busy these days.

For whoever I knowm, here's my dirt!

- bought a house! ok, a condo... it's awesome. we move in a few weeks. I can't believe I won't be renting anymore... So, like what will I do when the drain gets clogged?

- still getting hitched July 3 at my parents' place in Michigan on the beach... My bro, quez will be doing the ceremony. And yes, i'm actually wearing a wedding dress... but no shoes! woot!

- I still own the bestest puppy (who is now over a year and is gassy as ever). Grosse the dog loves the city too.

- the job still rules. And the money is good. Maybe even someday I'll buy a car!

Ok, that's the dirt, now go clean up, would you all?
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(no subject) [Jan. 21st, 2004|08:55 pm]
Jory
[mood |blown away]

Happy Chinese New Year Everyone!

Year of the Monkey... yup, that's even me... which means.. I'm getting old! gah!

And, get this, the few people who actually know me... I'm getting married. (and it saves on emails!!!)
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Happy on a Friday [Jan. 2nd, 2004|10:55 pm]
Jory
[mood |accomplishedaccomplished]
[music |Puff Daddy and the Family - Yes, Really!]

We've officially crossed over!

BF has a Mac...

Finally.

Now we are a happy Mac-PC-compatible couple.
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To ALL my Arizona Friends [Dec. 28th, 2003|07:00 pm]
Jory
THANK YOU!!!!
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I'm back and feeling much better now! [Dec. 18th, 2003|08:16 am]
Jory
[mood |much better now]

OK, so my re-entering of the blogging world with a bitch-fest wasn't the best things to do, I've calmed down now....

And just a few minutes after my post!

Amazing that thing called coffee.

And sleep. Sleep is a good thing.

I did the last annual Lord of The Rings midnight run with my possee, (yo).

Unlike last year, I was awake. My work sched and missing BF (visiting parents for holiday) allowed me to 'condition' my body for the movie.

And at midnight, people are very courteous! They're not talking much, because half of them are comotose from the late hour; Less popcorn eaters, which is good; (yes, I'm sure I've mentioned how much I hate popcorn); And a lot of enthusiasm, like applauding when it is appropriate, which is kind of fun, makes me feel like I'm at a play.
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I'm back [Dec. 18th, 2003|08:01 am]
Jory
[mood |growf!]

That's right baby. I'm back.

And I'm crampy and bitchy, so I'm gonna complain.

Notes to the idiots out there.

1. Diamond earrings does not make women salivate and fall in love with you. Despite what those fricking commercials claim. It's bullshit. I hate jewelry. Fuck diamonds. They suck.

2. Buying a Hummer in the middle of the city does not make your penis bigger. It only shows what an idiot you are for driving something that doesn't fit on a regular street. And when only one person is in it? makes me want to hit you more.

3. I will be rejoicing for the day that reality shows are considered repetive and pointless.

Yeah, well, it wasn't much, but I feel better.

Bah humbug.
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Feeling lethargic [Apr. 11th, 2003|07:40 pm]
Jory
I just discovered this month two men I know got married to women they'd met just after relations with me ceased.

Now, I'll agree that both relationships weren't meant to be - at all - but what allowed them meet the ones they wanted to spend the rest of their lives with after whirlwind romance with me?
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You know what's fun? [Apr. 9th, 2003|01:30 pm]
Jory
Passing Ahnold Total Recall quotes via e-mail with your bored-at-work/procrastinating brother.
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Memories..... [Apr. 9th, 2003|01:11 pm]
Jory
Moving makes you sort through things you haven't looked through in a while.

In this case, it was college files...

Which one? You may ask? Of the 7 I attended?

The one I graduated from. The one that near-insanely published a lot of drivel I put out. Granted, not all was drivel, but a lot of it was.

In one file I found clips of every single column I wrote, from ranting about the Harding-Kerrigan Olympics, the power of organization, the talk TV rant, the Nylon Avengers of health clubs, getting things caught in your teeth to the power of a summer tan.

Yikes. I did write that stuff, didn't I? (ok, not the teeth one)

Then I found another special folder that held my 'fan' mail. This was an array of people who really liked me and truly loathed me; the former had a couple more, but not many! I recall Devi telling me there was a website out once that ripped on every aspect of what I wrote. I never got to see it.

You know, that was a fun era, being in charge of the Opinion section of the paper for a couple years. I made some great friends.

Then I discovered another folder, chuck full of rejection letters. I know I was keeping them at one time to keep myself humble. Each one I got, I'd plaster on the wall of my apartment. I still see the tape on some of them... But what the heck do I do with them now? I can just see some derelict rifling through the garbage and finding a few old columns of mine and a slew of rejection letters from every paper in the US from Asbury Park, NJ, to Astoria, OR.

I should recycle them. Then they can go to another publication which can use them to type up more rejections to other college seniors.
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